Anal sex paint.
Wednesday, May 7th, 2008
It was the middle of December and the snow had been falling for days on end covering everything it touched in a thick white blanket. Cold watery sunshine was beginning to break through the heavy clouds but it was doing nothing to shake me out of my fit of winter blues. A delicious daydream beckoned a secluded sun-drenched shore on a faraway island but it was snatched out of reach by the rude interruption of the telephone. I picked up the handset and said nothing for a second but it was long enough for a nervous cough to reach my ears enough to let me know that it was my best friend Tom.
Kezzy you know you ve always been the temple of my adoration don t you? I could hear the nerves in his voice. I m a man in crisis you ve got to help! This was nothing new in fact it had been the same ever since we had met in our first year at university and I was always the first one he turned to when things went wrong.
What is it this time then? I settled back propping my feet up on the kitchen table to inspect my toenails.
Paint. He said flatly.
Matt emulsion poster… anything specific or just paint in general? I teased.
Don t be cute Kezzy my landlord is threatening a visit in a couple of days (more…)















